Murray Quote #409
Quote from Murray in The Spencer's Gift
Murray: I'm gonna be brutal here because your mom's in la-la land. You're not a boy, and you're not special.
Beverly: What are you saying?
Murray: He's not some magic star. He's a regular Joe who's got to learn the value of a hard day's work.
Beverly: By wearing wigs and making home movies.
Murray: Oh, my God! What are you doing to this kid?
Beverly: I'm being his mother.
Murray: Well, I'm being his father. Welcome to reality. You go down to that job, and you solve it any way you can.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Spencer's Gift’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Barry: Dad, we need you to sign a permission slip.
Murray: Ask your mother.
Erica: She's not home.
Murray: I hope it's not time-sensitive. Good luck to both of you.
Erica: We both got jobs at Spencer's Gifts, and we can't start until we get parental consent.
Murray: Give it to me! I'll sign it right now!
Barry: Before you do, you should really understand what you're agreeing to.
Murray: I agree.
Erica: Just know if you sign that slip, there's a good chance we'll become fully independent and move out.
Murray: Damn it, where's my pen?
Barry: You might not even have to pay for college.
Murray: I need my pen!
Barry: Here you go, Father.
Murray: Let's sign this baby.
Barry: And that's just one of the many hilarious items we'll be selling at Spencer Gifts.
Murray: Not even you being a moron can spoil my mood. This is the greatest day of my life! Uh, this'll work.
Quote from Pops
Adam: It was terrible. They shook me down for all my quarters.
Pops: Was one dressed like a ditzy redhead and the other like a smart-alec shoeshiner?
Murray: Albert, not everything is a grift.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Yeah, I stare at him, too. (chuckles) It's hard to believe that the bigger he gets, the more delicious he becomes, huh?
Erica: Are we looking at the same thing? The hell is in your son's hands right now?
Barry: Why does he have a waterproof Sports Boom Box with mega bass when we had to get jobs to get one?
Beverly: Adam is not like the two of you. He can't just work any old job. He's, uh- What do I want to say here? Better than you.
Barry: He's better than you!
Erica: You can't say that!
Beverly: I knew you'd understand.