Murray Quote #393
Quote from Murray in O Captain! My Captain!
Murray: Look, I hate to tell you this, but your mom is looking for any excuse to fail you.
Barry: What? Why?
Murray: Mom telling you to study is just a trick, because she knows you never do what she says.
Barry: I do don't do that!
Murray: She really wants you to fail so you don't graduate. And no college means you live here forever. And that means she picks out your clothes for the rest of your life.
Barry: But I want Kathy Ireland to pick out my clothes for the rest of my life.
Murray: Well, I hope she enjoys sharing a family bathroom.
Barry: No! She likes sushi and smoothies and Malibu.
Murray: I don't know what to tell you.
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Quote from Adam
Adam: Excuse me. Hi, I'm Adam F. Goldberg. Not be confused with the other Adam Goldberg.
Johnny Atkins: The artsy dude?
Adam: Actually, we both have an appreciation for the arts. He's more of a multi-hyphenate. I've been focusing on the written word.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Good morning, class. Uh, before we get started, does anyone need to make? Hmm? Anyone? There's gonna be a lot of learning today, so if you got to make, do it now. Anyone got to make poo-poos?
Barry: Stop! No one has to make!
Beverly: Moving on.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: All right, according to this memo from Principal Ball, Mr. Gluckman has been checked into a rehab facility to address his relationship with cocaine. "Please tell the students he has the flu." Okay. Mr. Gluckman has the flu. I'll be your sub for the next thirty days.