Adam Quote #347

Quote from Adam in The Greatest Musical Ever Written

Ms. Cinoman: After an exhilarating weekend in New York City I stayed in a hostel I have decided to change the musical from that sappy schlock fest that is "The Wizard of Oz" and tackle the greatest musical sensation of our generation.
Adam: But don't we, like, need permission from Andrew Lloyd Webber to do his show?
Ms. Cinoman: We do, and he's granted it to us.
Adam: What?!
Ms. Cinoman: In spirit. Look, do you want to be a giant wussbag for the rest of your life or be a star?

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 ‘The Greatest Musical Ever Written’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, putting aside that you don't know the title or the show and that we're already rehearsing, can you even sing?
Barry: Of course. I sing rap style.
Ms. Cinoman: Oh, well, there's no rapping in this play.
Barry: [Rapping] # Her name's Oprah Winfrey # Her partner is Stedman Back off, Donahue, or else you're a dead man She's a cultural icon, collected and calm She's Oprah Winfrey, America's mom [clicks tongue]

Quote from Adam

Lainey: And guess what? You're Raoul.
Adam: Wait are you sure it's not the other Adam Goldberg? He's an actor, too.
Lainey: There's an "F." It's Adam F.
Adam: My first big part. Suck it, other Adam Goldberg! Don't tell him I said that. I fear him.

Quote from Barry

Ms. Cinoman: Yay. Well, uh, thank you.
Barry: And then I break dance and kiss Lainey and win whatever's the theater equivalent of the Stanley Cup. I'll thank Oprah in my speech.
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, the show's not about Oprah.
Barry: But hear me out. Could it be?