Murray Quote #372

Quote from Murray in Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook

Adam: My dad has a seriously freaky talent of making action-movie zingers. Watch. Hey, Dad. What would Arnold say if he threw a guy off a cliff?
Murray: "My favorite season is fall." "You've been grounded." "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dead guy." "Surprise! Hope you weren't thrown."
Adam: What would Arnold say to a guy he just fed to a lion?
Murray: "Pleased to eat you." "This won't hurt, or am I lyin'?" "Show some pride."
Dave Kim: What would Arnold say if he just ripped a guy's heart out?
Murray: "You're under cardiac arrest." "Be my Valentine." "Don't be so heartless."
Adam: He could be an action star.
Murray: Bevy! I need your strong fingers.
Adam: Or maybe not.

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 ‘Recipe for Death II: Kiss the Cook’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Erica: Mommy, remember that one time when I lived in your tummy?
Beverly: [gasps] So weird. I was just thinking about that.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: [As Arnold Schwarzenegger] I'll be back.
Beverly: You're not going anywhere, mister. You got schmutz all over your face. Here, let Mama get it off.
Adam: No! I'm Commando.
Beverly: Commando? No, no, no. Go put some undies on. You're gonna chafe your little gumdrops.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Evening, dad. Full disclosure I'm gonna do that thing where I present you with an awesome idea and ask you to fund it.
Pops: Kiddo, please don't put us all through this again. It's hard to watch.
Adam: Not this time. I've decided to make my first action movie. And I need you to help me realize my vision. Behold! It's called "Recipe for Death."
Murray: I'm in.
Adam: I play John Cook, the street-wise chef whose brother was kidnapped by the Mafia. Now the only thing I serve is vengeance.
Murray: I'm in.
Adam: Let me finish before you mock me. My movie stars the world's biggest, baddest action hero. He's not from Austria, like Arnold, or Belgium, like Van Damme, or wherever Steven Seagal is from. Probably central Florida. No! This superstar lives in our house! Me.
Murray: Stop talking! I'm in!
Pops: We get it, you're out, just let the poor yutz finish.
Murray: What part of "I'm in" don't you get? The answer is yes.
Adam: Oh, sweet balls! I've never made it this far. What do I ask for? I'm panicking.