Adam Quote #333
Quote from Adam in Crazy Calls
Mike Z: No! You can't send us back in the wild! We've been domesticated.
Adam: Guys, guys, guys. I think the silver lining here is that Mike Z. talked.
Mike Z: You shut it! Shut it, Goldberg!
Mike Levy: You know, it's kind of funny how the drive got cheese just after you joined our crew.
Adam: Mike, Mike, i-it's me. I-I wouldn't cheese the drive.
Mike Levy: Well, me and Mike Levy are kosher.
Mike Z: Way of life!
Mike Levy: And Rog, Mink, and Alvie are lactose-intolerant.
Mike Z: Come at me!
Mike Levy: But every day, you eat the same turkey and cheese sandwich.
Mike Z: Get some!
Adam: That is the lunch my mom always makes me. Mom!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Crazy Calls’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Murray: Did anyone call while I was out?
Erica: Yeah. I wrote it down on the pad.
Murray: Flurt Burtman? Who the hell's Flurt Burtman?
Erica: I don't know. He was talking all fast, 'cause it was important. Anyway, call him back.
Murray: Call who back?! If it's important, I need to know the actual name.
Erica: I don't know. I'm not invested, because it wasn't for me.
Murray: What the hell's this message? "PP"?
Erica: Oh, Barry wrote that. My guess is he either drank too much Mr. Pibb or Pop-Pop called?
Murray: Wait. My dad called? He never uses the phone. He always thinks the Cubans are listening.
Erica: Oh, he calls all the time. He just says, "Tell the moron I'll call him back." Oh, so this is me giving you those dozens of messages.
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Mr. Glascott: Figuring out where to sit, eh?
Adam: Yeah.
Mr. Glascott: Ah, that's a sad dance that I know all too well. But lucky for you, I'm a guidance counselor, and I can guide you to lunchroom success.
Adam: Um, maybe I could sit with the preppies?
Mr. Glascott: Come on, man. You want to walk around in boat shoes with no socks? You want to invite that kind of fungus in your life?
Quote from Adam
Adam: That's right. This woman cheesed the drive, not us. Her!
Mr. Glascott: Whoa! That's a harsh accusation against a faculty member who's here one day a week.
Adam: It's true. She cheesed it. It's her signature culinary move.