Quote from Mr. Glascott in Crazy Calls
Mr. Glascott: Figuring out where to sit, eh? Adam: Yeah. Mr. Glascott: Ah, that's a sad dance that I know all too well. But lucky for you, I'm a guidance counselor, and I can guide you to lunchroom success. Adam: Um, maybe I could sit with the preppies? Mr. Glascott: Come on, man. You want to walk around in boat shoes with no socks? You want to invite that kind of fungus in your life?