Coach Mellor Quote #41
Quote from Coach Mellor in I Heart Video Dating
Coach Mellor: Seems to me you're implying that being a gym coach isn't good enough.
Murray: No, I think what you do is amazing. Just not for my son. You've seen your life. You get it.
Coach Mellor: Well, he may be your son, but he's my gym son.
Murray: That's not a thing.
Coach Mellor: Oh, it is.
Murray: There's no such thing.
Coach Mellor: There's no greater bond in the world than between a coach and his boy protege.
Murray: I think except for the bond between a dad and his actual boy.
Coach Mellor: Well, may the best father win.
Murray: Well, that's me. I'm his father.
Coach Mellor: And I'm his coach-father.
Murray: We're done here.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘I Heart Video Dating’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.
Erica: Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool. You know, macho.
Adam: We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
Erica: What's with the "F"?
Adam: There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.
Erica: Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.
Quote from Beverly
Lainey: Dad, it's been four years since Mom left. Isn't it time you got set up with someone?
Beverly: Set up? Did somebody say "set up"? Who am I setting up?
Erica: No, stop. We don't need your help. Bill's gonna do video dating.
Beverly: Video dating? [chuckles] [robotic voice] Beep, boop, bop, zorp. Beep, boop, bop. I will find you love.
Erica: Sorry, but, uh, your way of matchmaking is a thing of the past.
Beverly: [normal voice] Please. I am literally responsible for setting up over 200 couples, which means I'm personally responsible for over 62,000 babies.
Erica: Yeah, that's not real math.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hey, what are you doing?
Erica: Destroying this and starting over.
Adam: But I gave you exactly what you asked for: macho. Your dad was a shirtless cowboy, a sweaty cop, a leather-clad biker. Oh, I see it now.