Erica Quote #171
Quote from Erica in I Heart Video Dating
Bill Lewis: Okay, I appreciate everyone's help, but I'm shutting this down. I'm just- I'm not over my wife. We all get one true love, and she was mine.
Erica: There is no way you only get one soul mate in life because he's in love with someone else, and then I'm gonna be alone forever, and I'm not gonna let that happen to you, Bill!
Bill Lewis: Wow. She's a passionate young lady. Got most of her facts wrong, but her heart's in the right place.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘I Heart Video Dating’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.
Erica: Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool. You know, macho.
Adam: We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
Erica: What's with the "F"?
Adam: There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.
Erica: Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.
Quote from Beverly
Lainey: Dad, it's been four years since Mom left. Isn't it time you got set up with someone?
Beverly: Set up? Did somebody say "set up"? Who am I setting up?
Erica: No, stop. We don't need your help. Bill's gonna do video dating.
Beverly: Video dating? [chuckles] [robotic voice] Beep, boop, bop, zorp. Beep, boop, bop. I will find you love.
Erica: Sorry, but, uh, your way of matchmaking is a thing of the past.
Beverly: [normal voice] Please. I am literally responsible for setting up over 200 couples, which means I'm personally responsible for over 62,000 babies.
Erica: Yeah, that's not real math.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hey, what are you doing?
Erica: Destroying this and starting over.
Adam: But I gave you exactly what you asked for: macho. Your dad was a shirtless cowboy, a sweaty cop, a leather-clad biker. Oh, I see it now.