Barry Quote #425
Quote from Barry in I Heart Video Dating
Barry: In fact, I'm gonna go grab some shut-eye.
Pops: It's 6:30.
Barry: I'm waking up at dawn. Me and Coach are going on a 12-mile jog, then we're powering down a classic English breakfast.
Pops: Why?
Barry: He likes to start each morning with 5,000 to 6,000 calories. Bangers and mash, kippers, kidneys, boiled and fried potatoes, black and white pudding, three kinds of meats. His mom's British.
Pops: Seems like a lot.
Barry: She's a handful, but I like her. [chuckles] Anyway, off to bed.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘I Heart Video Dating’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: I see it now. We open on a time portal as Mr. Lewis' cold, naked body spills to the Earth. He rises from the smoke like a Love Terminator.
Erica: Yeah, no nudity or time travel. Just make Mr. Lewis look cool. You know, macho.
Adam: We're making a picture! An Adam F. Goldberg joint.
Erica: What's with the "F"?
Adam: There's another Adam Goldberg at school. He's super-sensitive. I don't want to cause any marketplace confusion.
Erica: Don't worry about it. No one cares about either of you.
Quote from Beverly
Lainey: Dad, it's been four years since Mom left. Isn't it time you got set up with someone?
Beverly: Set up? Did somebody say "set up"? Who am I setting up?
Erica: No, stop. We don't need your help. Bill's gonna do video dating.
Beverly: Video dating? [chuckles] [robotic voice] Beep, boop, bop, zorp. Beep, boop, bop. I will find you love.
Erica: Sorry, but, uh, your way of matchmaking is a thing of the past.
Beverly: [normal voice] Please. I am literally responsible for setting up over 200 couples, which means I'm personally responsible for over 62,000 babies.
Erica: Yeah, that's not real math.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Hey, what are you doing?
Erica: Destroying this and starting over.
Adam: But I gave you exactly what you asked for: macho. Your dad was a shirtless cowboy, a sweaty cop, a leather-clad biker. Oh, I see it now.