The Goldbergs - Beverly Quote #532
Beverly: What do you think? How does Professor Goldberg look?
Adam: Mom, you're not a professor.
Beverly: Well, then why do have a PhD in nose boops? Boop, boop, boop! Ha! See you in the halls, delicious pupils.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: I'm the one who needs to find the right table, 'cause where I sit will define me for the next four years. It's just like "The Breakfast Club." Look at the cliques: the cheerleaders, the burners, the band geeks, the Mom?!
Beverly: Hey, kids! Over here. Come sit with your mother.
Adam: Oh, balls. Balls, balls.
Erica: Son of a-
Lainey: Um, your mom's here.
Erica: We know. We see her.
Beverly: Yoo-hoo! Can you see me?
Erica: She's waving very clearly at us.
Beverly: I'm your mama! I pushed you out of my swimsuit area!
Quote from Barry
Erica: Excuse us, Father. We hate to interrupt your evening, but we would like to borrow a brief moment of your valuable personal time.
Murray: What the hell's going on? You morons always come in screaming when you want something.
Pops: It's true. This energy is very unnerving.
Erica: Shouting at you has produced poor results in the past, and at this moment, our lives are at stake.
Adam: Which is why we came to you as calm, mature, young adults to talk this out rationally.
Pops: Even Barry? Seems unlikely.
Quote from Adam
Adam: It's my new look. I'm locking in who I'm gonna be for the next four years.
Erica: Did you cut the fingers off of my lace Madonna gloves?
Adam: Now they're fingerless tough-guy gloves with some lace.
Quote from The Darryl Dawkins Dance
Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.
Quote from Happy Mom, Happy Life
Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.
Quote from Mama Drama
Beverly: Are you crying?
Beverly: Who hurt you? Tell me and I will hurt them tenfold.