Beverly: What the- Why are you here?
Lainey: To get Barry back.
Beverly: That's what I was trying to do, but now you're screwing me in the pooper!
Lainey: Oh, sweet God!
Beverly: What? What'd I say? Is that bad?

Beverly: You wear that thing all the time. Just look at these pictures from last year. Wrestling team, orange shirt. Beatboxing club, orange shirt. Nunchucking Society, orange shirt.
Barry: Don't forget Zombie Survival Club. Colleges are gonna snap me up.

Lainey: It's just a shirt, babe. We didn't know how much it meant to you.
Beverly: And in our defense, we didn't know we'd get caught.