Barry Quote #382

Quote from Barry in 12 Tapes for a Penny

Barry: Ah, golf. The sport of kings. And queens. Equal rights. I respect your foxy daughter. No, not foxy. She's an uggo to me. Not everyone else. They all think she has an awesome, plump butt.
Bill Lewis: What the [bleep] man?
Murray: [to Barry] Okay, you're trying way too hard.
Barry: I get it, be myself.
Murray: No, don't do that either.

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Quote from Lainey

Lainey: Ugh. I hate it when my dad talks golf with my ex. They used to do it all the time when we dated.
Barry: Your dad liked him while you two were dating? I thought he hated me 'cause I'm your boyfriend.
Lainey: Oh, sweetie, no. My dad hates you as, like, a person. You being my boyfriend is just a happy coincidence.

Quote from Pops

Pops: Wow. That's a whole lot of music cassettes. How did you get the money for all that?
Adam: Do you want to ask questions? Or do you want a little Neil Diamond?
Pops: I saw nothing.
Adam: Good answer.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Being a caddy sucks. All Bill wants me to do is wash his balls and hold his bag. It's funny but hard work.