Murray Quote #279

Quote from Murray in Boy Barry

Murray: A mustache comb! And all this time, I've been using a brush with a handle like a jackass.
Bill: Give it a whirl, Mur. Take it down to whisker town.
Beverly: Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you kidding me with this? We should be talking about shaving, not grooming.
Bill: Come on, lady, everyone knows a man's face is his castle.
Murray: His castle, you say?
Bill: Oh, yeah. And the mustache is the moat of the mouth. Without it, the fortress falls.
Murray: Who knew? I didn't.

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 ‘Boy Barry’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: Lainey's in love with another man?!
Erica: You're dating a girl way out of your league. It was bound to happen.
Barry: Who is it?! Tell me. I'll destroy him with my hands and feet.

Quote from Erica

Barry: So, this was all a lie? You were just messing with me? How could you do this? You're my girlfriend.
I mean, do you really want to hurt me?
Erica: Oh, my God. It's happening.
Barry: Do you really want to make me cry?
Erica: He's saying it for real.

Quote from Murray

Murray: You know, I used to think his was a lip wig, but he swims with it. That's the real deal!