Beverly: You know, scientific research shows that you need to let your privates breathe, especially if we're gonna have more kids one day.
Murray: First, I will never wear shorts under my pants. It's madness! And second, having more children is literally my worst nightmare!

Adam: So that means we're cool, too, right?
Barry: You led a mutiny against me, dude. We are most definitely not cool.
Adam: I didn't have a choice. You went mad with power!
Barry: Listen, I know from the outside it may seem like I have a perfect life, but the truth is there are a lot of jerks at school that aren't so nice to me. It was cool to have a place where I had respect for once.
Adam: I didn't know that.
Barry: Here, take your Garbage Pail Kids back. You don't need to pay me to protect you. I want to because you're my brother.

Murray: You never liked that chair. You've always been jealous of what we've had together.
Beverly: "We"? Who's "we"?
Murray: Me and Mr. Chair. That's right, it had a name.
Beverly: Well, it's not a very good one.