Barry Quote #103
Adam: So that means we're cool, too, right?
Barry: You led a mutiny against me, dude. We are most definitely not cool.
Adam: I didn't have a choice. You went mad with power!
Barry: Listen, I know from the outside it may seem like I have a perfect life, but the truth is there are a lot of jerks at school that aren't so nice to me. It was cool to have a place where I had respect for once.
Adam: I didn't know that.
Barry: Here, take your Garbage Pail Kids back. You don't need to pay me to protect you. I want to because you're my brother.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You know, scientific research shows that you need to let your privates breathe, especially if we're gonna have more kids one day.
Murray: First, I will never wear shorts under my pants. It's madness! And second, having more children is literally my worst nightmare!
Quote from The Opportunity of a Lifetime
Beverly: I just I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!
Quote from Cowboy Country
Barry: If I hear you say no again, I'm hulking out. We're talking screaming and swearing. I'm gonna smash this decorative box.
Murray: Do not hulk out. Do not smash that decorative box.
Barry: Say goodbye to the decorative box.
Murray: Your mom keeps her knick-knacks in there.
Barry: I'll destroy her knick-knacks too! Hulk doesn't respect knick-knacks..