Murray Quote #98

Quote from Murray in You Opened the Door

Barry: I do have one question. Is it true you can get a girl pregnant if you French kiss her after midnight?
Murray: What are you talking about?
Barry: Like in the movie "Gremlins." If you kiss after midnight, the saliva goes into her tummy, and 'cause of her hormones and the moon, six weeks later, a baby comes out.
Murray: Gremlins!? You think- How could you even- Ugh!
Barry: Where are you going?
Murray: I got to regroup! I wasn't prepared for this! I need to prepare.

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Erica: I sent her a letter from camp saying I was homesick. And the next night, she showed up in the top bunk. Look, this is a picture of us in a canoe together! Never again, Adam. Never again!

Quote from Murray

Barry: Dads are supposed to teach their kids stuff how to throw a fast ball, and change a tire, and shave. You never taught me anything!
Murray: In my defense, I know very little.

Quote from Adam

Dana: You okay?
Adam: Me? Yeah, (chuckles) been working out a lot. My quads locked up on me. That ever happen to you?
Dana: Umm, no.
Adam: Das coo', das coo'.