Barry Quote #1687

Quote from Barry in Uptown Boy

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Tasked with making me manly to save my relationship with Carmen, Barry pulled out all the stops...
Barry: Adam, behold. The greatest collection of men the world and a one-block radius... has to offer. The JTP! With pity inclusion, Matt Bradley.
All: JTP!
Andy & Naked Rob: With pity inclusion, Matt Bradley!
Matt: Oh, come on.

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 ‘Uptown Boy’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: Our knowledge of man-dom is vast, so we'll be focusing on four categories... Muscles! Aggression! Athleticism! Mechanics!
Adam: So... "ma'am"?
Barry: Ugh! I didn't see that. Darn! [chalk tapping] [sighs]
Adam: So..."Mama"?
Barry: Aw, damn it!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: I know our baby food business went bust, but I have been thinking of other ideas for businesses.
Geoff: We're actually watching Hart to... [Beverly turns the TV off] Hart.
Beverly: "Bubbe Bevy's Baby Booties."
Erica: Pass.
Beverly: "Bubbe Bevy's Baby Bottles."
Erica: I don't want to have this conversation right now, but if you're gonna start a business, it doesn't have to be baby related.
Beverly: "Bubbe Bevy's Bath Bombs."
Geoff: How many pages are in that pad?
Beverly: "Bubbe Bevy's Beer Cozies." "Bubbe Bevy's Boudoir Photos."
Erica: Yes!
Beverly: You love it?
Erica: Not at all... I just realized there's a TV in the other room.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Whaddaya say, Carm? It's the perfect location. Plus, I can finally meet your dad.
Carmen: Oh. [chuckles] Um, I'm not sure. It's a real business, you know?
Adam: We'll shoot after hours. And if you're worried about whether your old man will like me or not, don't be. Parents love me.
Dave Kim: It's true. His delicate and non-threatening demeanor makes dads feel at ease.
Adam: Kinda what Dave Kim said.