Barry Quote #1678

Quote from Barry in Flowers for Barry

Virginia Kremp: Hi, Barry. Where's Charles?
Barry: Delaware. Now, pull up a stool, and let's open up to each other about things we fear.
Virginia Kremp: Delaware?
Barry: Yeah, I sent him out for a delivery.
Virginia Kremp: What?
Barry: Now, no one else knows this, but I am terrified of being too successful. [Virginia sighs] Will my future fame and riches intimidate my very average friends?
Virginia Kremp: Barry, I'm sorry. You're fired.
Barry: What?
Virginia Kremp: I'll need your pruning shears and bouquet tape.
Barry: But...
Virginia Kremp: This is just the way it has to be. [takes shears] Why is this so sticky?
Barry: I spilled three separate Slurpees.

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 ‘Flowers for Barry’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Barry: How could I ever thank you in a way that doesn't include money or effort?
Virginia Kremp: I'll tell you what, Barry. You can repay me by working here until Charles gets back. I can offer you minimum wage.
Barry: I'll counter with maximum wage.
Virginia Kremp: No.
Barry: I'll take it.

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: Check me out. I'm all geared up to ride Mr. Perott's hog.
Erica: So much to process. Uh, I guess, first, is that my leather jacket?
Geoff: Yeah, and the gloves are my mom's pruning gloves. Bad boys borrow without asking.

Quote from Geoff

Erica: This is a terrible idea. Why are you two helping her?
Adam: She's gonna tell Mr. Perott to give us a ride on the back of his motorcycle.
Geoff: I'm gonna feel the power of a thousand horses between my legs.
Erica: Please never say that again.