Erica: Friends, huh? Well, I want you ask yourself these three questions. Do you get excited being around Joe?
Beverly: Excited? No. Eager and enthusiastic? Sure. Sleepless energy that crackles with electricity? Kind of.
Erica: Do you do things to get his attention?
Beverly: Never. I mean, do I bake him endless cakes and pies? Yes. Do I write cute little notes and put 'em in his cubby? Of course I do. Do I make faces at him in the carpool line? [chuckles] How could I not?
Erica: And, lastly, do you get easily flustered being around him?
Beverly: Absolutely not.
Erica: Oh, hi, Mr. Perott.
Beverly: [gasps] All the vomit! [chuckles]
Erica: You have a crush.
Beverly: I have a crush.