Beverly Quote #1631
Beverly: Would you like to hold your daughter?
Geoff: That's okay. Seems like you got it.
Beverly: Oh, I do got it, but I realized I was a tad, teensy-weensy... insanely overzealous with my grandmothering.
Geoff: Well, maybe it's for the best 'cause it's pretty clear I have no idea what I'm doing.
Beverly: I see. Um, well, I'll tell you a secret. There was a time in my life where I didn't know what I was doing either.
Geoff: Really?
Beverly: Sure. I mean, now I'm calm and poised and effortlessly beautiful, but when Erica was a baby, I was a mess.
Erica: And look how amazing I turned out.
Geoff: Well, certainly neither of you suffer from self-esteem issues. But what if I screw up?
Beverly: Oh, you will. A lot. And it'll be okay. Muriel is the luckiest baby in the world to have you two as parents. She'll teach you everything you need to know. And I'm here if you need me. But this weekend is yours.
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Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, my family loved Halloween. The crazy costumes, the treats, the tricks. But since we were all older and had a new baby in the house, this year was on track to be more like any other day.
Beverly: Oh, this Lost Boys movie is entirely too scary. I mean, who in their right mind moves to Northern California?
Adam: Okay, let's just focus on the movie. Blood-sucking immortal creatures of the night are hell-bent on hanging out with high schoolers. It has flaws.
Beverly: I would love to be a vampire. Oh! Staying young with you forever? [chuckles] That is every mother's dream! And I presume every son's.
Adam: Yeah. Dreams. We all have 'em.
Quote from Barry
Barry: The Halloween war is on!
Adam: I know I shouldn't, but... what?
Barry: As you know, the Kremps have placed a family of skeletons on their lawn as a direct challenge to us.
Beverly: I think that's just Ginzy's lame attempt at a playful holiday decoration.
Barry: It is clearly a game of neighborhood one-ups-man ship. I will not allow our family to be out Halloween-ed!
Beverly: I guess we could string some lights together, and, uh... Oh, maybe get one of those giant Hefty bags shaped like a pumpkin that you fill with leaves. So, fun, but you get a chore done.
Barry: I'm talking about celebrating the way Americans are supposed to. With a front-yard deathscape that will haunt children's dreams into adulthood.
Beverly: My sweet boy wants to take the neighbors down by outshining them. [chuckles] I raised you so well.
Barry: I'm your favorite child. Now, to the street to see my handiwork in action!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Let the nightmares begin!
Beverly: [gasps] I love it. Ginzy's sad skeletons are already hanging their heads in shame. [chuckles]
Barry: Undead JTP!
All: [flatly] Undead JTP.
Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are murderous ice-cream men! Act like it!
Matt: I know it's too late to ask this, but you couldn't have just done this by yourself?
Andy: Yeah, and why aren't you in costume?
Naked Rob: We let him pour raspberry syrup all over us, and that's the question you're asking?