Beverly Quote #1619
Quote from Beverly in Uncle-ing
Beverly: Get your sweats, your comfy shoes, take this framed photo of me for bedside inspiration. Go! Go! Go! Go!
Erica: Wait. How did you know my water broke?
Beverly: Uh, I heard it from my bedroom. It was like a rolling, gushing sound like, uh like the waves on the North Shore of Hawaii.
Geoff: Okay, I'll never know the mysteries of the female body, but wouldn't Erica be aware of her water breaking?
Beverly: Enough chit-chat! We're wasting valuable seconds, people!
Erica: Is this another one of your stupid drills?
Beverly: Fine. It is a drill, and you both failed miserably. Had this been the real thing, we wouldn't have even made it to the hospital. I'd be yanking a baby out of my daughter on the front lawn of the Kremps' house.
Geoff: What a haunting suburban tableau.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Uncle-ing’ Quotes
Quote from Erica
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And just like that, the person we had all been waiting for finally arrived.
Geoff: It's a girl.
Adult Adam: That day, the world welcomed a new Goldberg.
Erica: Everyone, meet Muriel Allison Goldberg Schwartz.
Beverly: Muriel, after Murray.
Adam: Is Allison for Albert?
Erica: You know it.
Barry: Pops would be so proud.
Adult Adam: Yeah, in a year filled with too many goodbyes, this was a hello that brought us all together, even those of us no longer here. 'Cause nothing fills you with hope more than a brand-new baby.
Quote from Barry
Adam: Keep it coming, guys. There are no bad ideas.
Barry: I know. Why don't we go to the park, right? And use candy to lure children into Matt Bradley's van so we can practice uncle-ing on them?
Adam: When I said "no bad ideas," clearly I was off by one.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, audiences loved the John Candy movie Uncle Buck, about a ne'er-do-well uncle called upon to watch his brother's kids. But nobody loved it more than me and my brother Barry.
Adam: He washed clothes in the microwave and dried them on the ceiling fan! He's a menace, and you root for him!
Barry: His garbage car is spewing smoke on the school carpool! The children are coughing! They're in harm's way!