Beverly Quote #990
Quote from Beverly in The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook
Beverly: Hey, pickle, maybe you should just watch The A Team instead?
Adam: I just wanted to see if my on-camera debut was as bad as I thought. And it's worse.
Beverly: No. You were adorable.
Adam: You don't have to do that, Mom. I just really wanted to help you.
Beverly: Listen, lovebug, you putting yourself out there to support me, it helped me more than you could ever know.
Adam: Come on, I just ended up embarrassing you again.
Beverly: Adam, I love every embarrassing thing about you. It's what makes you the most special, brilliant boy anyone could ever ask for.
Adam: Well, if this cookbook thing doesn't pan out, at least we learned you're shockingly awesome on camera.
Beverly: Forget TV. That cookbook is my dream, and knowing I have your support lets me know that one day, it'll happen. Until then, I'll leave the cooking shows to you and Chad.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Aw, honey, what's wrong?
Beverly: Nothing. I'm just tearing up 'cause Julia's chopping an onion.
Pops: You do know that that onion is on TV, right?
Beverly: [voice breaking] Okay, fine! [sniffles] It's my cookbook. I sent it out to some publishers, and they said I was poop and that my cooking was poop and that my one and only dream is poop!
Pops: No one has just one dream, Bevy. I'm sure you got plenty of others.
Beverly: Well, like Barry becomes a doctor, Erica wins a Grammy, Adam gets a rare disease that prevents his snuggly little body from developing into a full adult man.
Pops: Bev, none of those dreams are about you, and one in particular is very troubling.
Beverly: Damn it, I know! Erica's never gonna win a Grammy!
Quote from Murray
Geoff: Bar, those letters were written about me. And they need to be sent in sealed so the admissions people know they're legit.
Barry: So, you're saying I'm going to actually have to ask a teacher to write nice stuff about me?
Erica: Ha! You're not going to college.
Murray: College-what? Who said college?
Matt: Whoa, where'd he come from?
Andy: For a big man, he moves like a phantom.
Murray: Because college is the only thing that matters to me. That and the thermostat.
Quote from Beverly
Pops: Okay, I'm sure it's not as bad as ya think. Lemme see that letter.
Beverly: Take your pick.
Pops: "Dear Ms. Goldberg, your blending of fish and veal is both upsetting and against God's plan."
Beverly: [sobbing]