Erica Quote #365
Erica: I know it's really confusing, but I want you to come to karaoke, and you can stay as long as you want.
Beverly: Daughter want time? Me-me?
Erica: Okay, I'm gonna need you to reboot your brain, because there will be a few ground rules here, understood?
Beverly: Ah-kuh-mon-man. Whatta Wat?!
Erica: The general idea is you don't embarrass me by being you.
Beverly: Huh? Huh? Huh?
Erica: So that means no haranguing my boss or complaining about the service or sending back food or using expired coupons, and for God's sake, no mom dancing.
Beverly: What's mom dancing?
Erica: Go on. Bust a move. Yeah, that. None of that. Also, there will be no mother/daughter duets ever.
Beverly: Oh, well, tell that to the Judds, but fine.
Erica: To clarify, there's no singing at all, because you'll just destroy the vibe with your lame mom songs. And what are mom songs? Anything by Bette, Babs, The Beach Boys, or Barry Manilow. No doo-wop, no bebop, no power-pop, and you know what? Just no songs at all.
Beverly: No singing. Got it. All that matters here is I agreed to stay out of your life, but the truth is you want me in it. [dances]
Erica: I already recognize that this is a huge mistake.
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Quote from Murray
Murray: Okay. Here's a list of everything you need to know to save a buck. And, as an extra incentive, for every dollar you save in this house, I put it right in your nest egg.
Barry: Yes! I'm gonna be a savings tycoon.
Murray: Okay. Well, number-one drain on your wallet, air conditioning.
Barry: Really? Since when?
Murray: Oh, my God! That's why I'm always screaming about the thermostat.
Barry: You do?
Murray: That's all I do!
Barry: I've honestly never heard you say anything about the thermostat, ever.
Quote from Murray
Murray: No, if you two want to be adults, you're gonna have to learn how not to spend. Look at me. I haven't spent in the past 20 years.
Barry: Those are the only pants I've ever seen you wear.
Murray: Just got the one. Don't even fit right.
Barry: So you saved money on pants. Your wife is a shopaholic. All Mom ever does is spend money on hair spray and bags of shredded cheese.
Murray: Exactly. In every marriage, you've got a spender and a saver. That way, it all evens out.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Well, I love Lainey more than anything, so I'll take the bullet. Baby, I'm gonna be the penny-pinching cheapskate just like my garbage bag of a father.
Lainey: No. Barry, he's the worst.
Barry: He truly is, and I will lower myself to his hideous, carbuncled depths for our love.
Lainey: It just fills my heart that you'd sink so unbelievably low for me.
Barry: It's literally impossible to sink any lower. I love you.
Murray: I am super angry, but, also, I've never been more proud.