Erica Quote #361
Erica: Well, it's so awesome to be singing onstage, and all I got to do is figure out a way to get paid for it.
Gary: Well, actually, I am looking to hire a few people.
Erica: Wait, you'll pay me to sing here onstage until I get discovered by the A and R scouts who will give me a record deal and then I'll go solo and leave my less-talented band mates in the dust?
Geoff: This is all happening so fast! You're gonna be so famous!
Erica: Sure. But let's talk turkey, Gar. So, how soon do I start my journey to super-stardom?
Gary: Love your big dreams. Feel free to park them in your locker before you start your shift as a waitress or a hostess.
Erica: Wait, I get a locker? Yes!
Gary: And everyone who works here gets a chance to get onstage and hone their craft.
Erica: That's awesome. Or should I say [sings] That's awesome.
Geoff: Wait, I'm not ready to share you with the world. Oh, God, I'm getting woozy again.
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Murray: Okay. Here's a list of everything you need to know to save a buck. And, as an extra incentive, for every dollar you save in this house, I put it right in your nest egg.
Barry: Yes! I'm gonna be a savings tycoon.
Murray: Okay. Well, number-one drain on your wallet, air conditioning.
Barry: Really? Since when?
Murray: Oh, my God! That's why I'm always screaming about the thermostat.
Barry: You do?
Murray: That's all I do!
Barry: I've honestly never heard you say anything about the thermostat, ever.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Well, I love Lainey more than anything, so I'll take the bullet. Baby, I'm gonna be the penny-pinching cheapskate just like my garbage bag of a father.
Lainey: No. Barry, he's the worst.
Barry: He truly is, and I will lower myself to his hideous, carbuncled depths for our love.
Lainey: It just fills my heart that you'd sink so unbelievably low for me.
Barry: It's literally impossible to sink any lower. I love you.
Murray: I am super angry, but, also, I've never been more proud.
Quote from Murray
Murray: No, if you two want to be adults, you're gonna have to learn how not to spend. Look at me. I haven't spent in the past 20 years.
Barry: Those are the only pants I've ever seen you wear.
Murray: Just got the one. Don't even fit right.
Barry: So you saved money on pants. Your wife is a shopaholic. All Mom ever does is spend money on hair spray and bags of shredded cheese.
Murray: Exactly. In every marriage, you've got a spender and a saver. That way, it all evens out.