Erica Quote #617
Quote from Erica in A Peck of Familial Love
Erica: Thought you'd be here.
Barry: Just looking at old photos of us.
Erica: I remember that backyard pool. Dad was furious because he had to inflate it by mouth.
Barry: [chuckles] Had to lie down for two days after.
Erica: Okay, you're right. We don't have a perfect relationship, but there's a good reason.
Barry: What's that?
Erica: You and I are a lot like Dad. It's tough for us to let our guard down and show we care.
Barry: Yeah. That's why I thought it'd be nice to try for once.
Erica: So what if we start right now? [holds out arms]
Barry: Is this a prank?
Erica: No prank. Just bring it in. [they hug] But we will never kiss, though.
Barry: Oh, God, no! We were right about that part. Those Schwartzes are freaks.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘A Peck of Familial Love’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Erica: What the hell, dude? I don't wanna be mean, but you and your family are straight-up freaks!
Geoff: That's incredibly mean, and why?
Barry: Dude, who's a better kisser... your sister, my sister? It's a trick question. It's your father. [chuckles] I'm dying.
Erica: I think you even enjoyed smooching them. Your dad definitely did... his eyes twinkled.
Geoff: Of course he did. He loves us and wants to express it.
Barry: Big time. [as Lou] "Geoffrey! Bring your puffy mouth pillows over here! Your father wants everyone's smackers to meet!"
Geoff: Okay, that's incredibly accurate in voice and demeanor, but the words are all wrong.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Cool! Driving gloves!
Joanne: Yeah.
Geoff: Hope they don't turn me into Mario Andretti!
Erica: I think it'll be okay. You haven't made a left turn in three years.
Geoff: That's true.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: How would it feel if I did an impersonation of your mom? [as Beverly] "Schmoopie-poopies! I made you in my body, and I can't get enough snuggies and huggies!"
Beverly: Hello, Geoffrey.
Geoff: Aah!
Beverly: You think the affection I have for my children is something to be mocked?
Barry: What's your problem, dude?
Erica: Not cool. That's our mom.