Adult Adam: [v.o.] Ah, Fame. Back in the '8 s, this 0ale of artsy kids singing and dancing their way through high school delighted me, but not everyone got it.
Murray: They're all moving too much.
Adam: Aren't you swept up in their passion and devotion to the craft?
Murray: I'll give you a craft... plumbing. That's where they're all gonna be in 10 years, when their knees give out and the songs don't pay the bills.
Adam: How does every conversation end in your pro-plumbing stance?
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out, I wasn't the only one obsessed with it.
Beverly: I have everything in common with these artistic children.
Murray: Oh, yeah? That last one just did a backflip off a fire hydrant. That's for official use, moron!
Adam: Us artsy types are an unpredictable bunch.
Murray: I'll give you a prediction... plumber, plumber, plumber, plumber.

Beverly: Well, I hope you're ready for a joyless Quaker hymn. This one was written 200 years ago to thank God for a bountiful harvest... so just close your eyes and imagine that wheat.

Erica: Jean? Hey. Why are you wearing a party dress at 7:00 in the morning?
Geoff: Ooh, are you going to a Daytime Emmy watch party? Outstanding Game Show Host is a nail-biter this year.
Jean: I'm just heading home from an all-nighter. It was awesome. We pre-gamed at the Villanova tailgate, and then we post-gamed at this abandoned cookie factory, but that sucked, so I called my friend Alice. She was at Sammy's with this guy she's hooking up with. Y'all know Tater?
Geoff: I know tater tots, the fry's rambunctious cousin. Don't care for their shape.