Barry Quote #1375
Quote from Barry in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times
Barry: [British accent] This summer, get ready for Bond, Barry Bond... 0014. 'Cause that's twice as good as seven.
Dave Kim: Time to die, Mr. Bond.
Barry: The time to die is yours. [imitates bones cracking] It has it all... action. Romance. Style. Underwater stuff. And, of course, the man himself. Saving the world is easy. What's hard is looking this good doing it. Coming this summer and every summer after.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But her response... not what he expected.
Joanne: [laughs] Oh, my God. Thank you for this. It was the perfect gift. [laughs] Ooh, underwater stuff.
Barry: Yeah, underwater stuff.
Joanne: Ahh! I should go freshen up. I peed myself a little. [laughs]
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.
Quote from Adam
Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.