Barry Quote #1382

Quote from Barry in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times

Barry: Hey. I was hoping you'd be here.
Joanne: It really didn't seem that way the past few days.
Barry: Sorry. I was jealous of your relationship with James Bond.
Joanne: A fictional character, but go on.
Barry: [sighs] It also seems I'm deeply insecure. And even though it hurts, the good thing is I know you'll always tell me the truth.
Joanne: Always. Like if it was between you and 007, I'd pick you every time.
Barry: Really?
Joanne: Really. [British accent] Why, Mr. Goldberg, can I fix you something? Coffee, tea... me?
Barry: Get over here.


 ‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.

Quote from Adam

Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.