Geoff Quote #304
Quote from Geoff in Horse Play
Lou Schwartz: Don't be stupid, son. Sure, he's got four foster kids, but I'm not employing someone who'd make my ponies perform acts against their gentle nature.
Barry: Who knew the fate of so many lives could be affected by those little porcelain dolls?
Joanne: I know, right? A butterfly flaps its wings in one part of the world, and now Buddy Kaplan has to send his foster kids back into the system.
Erica: It wasn't Buddy Kaplan. The person who did it was...
Joanne: Randy Sperling.
Linda Schwartz: Our lawyer? He and Buddy set up our trust!
Geoff: Why are you guys insistent on hiring so many young people?
Linda Schwartz: I am a sucker for a young man in Haggar slacks.
Lou Schwartz: It is a handsome pant. But now we have to let the whole team go.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Horse Play’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Brea: Wait, yours says "Beverly Goldberg."
Murray: Ah, that's probably just a typo. Whoo-hoo! We did it, Bevy! They're in college! Now they're society's problem.
Adam: I'm supposed to go to NYU as her?
Murray: Oh, look at Mr. Big Pants here. Too good to go to college as his mom.
Adam: How would that even work?
Murray: We'll Tootsie you. Bevy, get me a sparkling red dress, some curlers, and a bucket of makeup.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: I need answers. Why does NYU think I'm you?
Beverly: Surprise! I applied to NYU and got in. Yay! Dreams do come true.
Adam: Do they? Do they?!
Beverly: I mean, did I want to spend the next four years with my baby as his best friend/study buddy? Of course I did. Did I think it would actually happen? Of course, again.
Murray: And you thought this was a good idea?
Beverly: What I was thinking is that he shouldn't go to his dream school without his dream girl.
Brea: I'm gonna go.
Adam: Run. I would, too, if I didn't have exercise-related asthma.
Beverly: See you around the student union, fellow Bobcat. Roar!
Quote from Geoff
Erica: Not only am I wrongly blamed for putting your father's porcelain horses in unspeakable positions, but worse, you thought I did it.
Geoff: Well, in my defense, I actually kind of liked that you did it.
Erica: What are you saying right now?
Geoff: I'm saying I like bad girls. Like Olivia Newton-John in Grease, when she was pretending to be someone she wasn't. Ooh-la-la.
Erica: Oh, my God. You don't even know what a bad girl is.