Geoff Quote #286
Quote from Geoff in Alligator Schwartz
Geoff: Erica, h-hey.
Erica: Hey, Geoff. You look... tan.
Geoff: Thanks. New sunscreen I've been trying out. I'm going with SPF 30.
Erica: 30? You're an 80 man.
Geoff: I've actually been trying out a lot of new things lately.
Erica: New is always better than old, familiar, and tons of shared history.
Geoff: I'm actually not...
Barry: Available. To talk. Because he's on his way to a drained pool so he can shred the gnar, right, Geoff?
Geoff: Right, yeah. I mean, gnars must be shredded. But, you know, I just want to clear up...
Barry: Clear up his horrible bacne. [scoffs] Ugh, it's not okay. That's another thing he's doing as a new, improved man. Now, skate away triumphantly, Geoff. Go!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Alligator Schwartz’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?
Quote from Barry
Barry: Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.