Barry Quote #1289
Quote from Barry in Alligator Schwartz
Geoff: Paula Hogan? What the hell, Barry? I thought Paula Hogan was fake!
Barry: No, silly. She's in my organic chem class. Hi, Paula. Did you do the homework yet?
Geoff: I thought you got her name from the crocodile movie!
Barry: Oh. Because Paul Hogan! The human mind is an enigma.
Geoff: Okay, w-what else did the angry blonde lady say?
Paula Hogan: That some girl was trying to get back together with you.
Barry: Whoopsie.
Geoff: Oh, my God. I-I have to find Erica.
Barry: I'll drive us, but not before Paula says, "Throw another shrimp on the barbie."
Paula Hogan: How about "[bleep] off"?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Alligator Schwartz’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?
Quote from Barry
Barry: Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.