Lainey Quote #81
Quote from Lainey in Poker Night
Adult Adam: [v.o.] They saw the real L.A.... smog, traffic, a pretty noticeable wealth gap, and this neighborhood.
Erica: Oh, is this where Daniel-San and his single mom lived in The Karate Kid?
Lainey: That's so much nicer than here. This is a fun little pocket neighborhood called La Sangre De Los Condenados.
Erica: The blood of the damned?
Lainey: Look at you. Two years of high school Spanish paid off. [siren wails in distance] I can't lie to you anymore... I live here.
Erica: I'm so confused.
Lainey: We were gonna stay at this home of a producer I know who's in Aspen, but then I have to send him pictures of my feet.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Poker Night’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: If I hadn't promised to spend spring break helping Joanne move, I'd so be in La La Land, partying at Spago with Sigourney Weaver, James Worthy, and Duran Duran.
Adam: None of those people will let you in their party.
Barry: It's my party! I may not let them in.
Adam: So you're gonna travel to a city where you know no one and throw a party?
Barry: At a Malibu mansion!
Adam: At a mansion you don't own!
Barry: We got a day rate!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You used to be my sweet baby boy, afraid of the world, and now you'll be a hardened card fiend, willing to bet it all.
Adam: Card fiend? It's a friendly game.
Beverly: Please, my manicurist's son put a single nickel into a slot machine. Next thing you know, he's playing Russian Roulette to settle his cockfighting debts. He shot himself in the cheek, dimple to dimple. Now when he swigs water, he sprays like an Italian fountain.
Adam: None of that ever happened.
Beverly: Well, it's not happening to you, so go to class thankful you don't have any extra holes in your tiny perfect body, and we'll figure out your punishment later.
Adam: I think you discussing my holes at school is punishment enough, but okay.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Hey, this is weird.
Erica: I thought you were going to Fort Lauderdale or something.
Geoff: Yeah, sure. I mean, I love sun and sand, but I'll probably just surf here. You know, hanging loose and hanging ten and all the other hangings.
Lainey: You surf now?
Geoff: I'm sort of a big wave chaser.
Lainey: Haven't seen you in a while, so I guess anything's possible.
Geoff: Cowabunga and whatnot.