Murray Quote #967

Quote from Murray in Daddy Daughter Day 2

Erica: Oh, my God, Dad. Please, no more.
Murray: Get this... there's nothing I can do to help you.
Erica: That's it? I mean, even with no expectations, that's brutal, man.
Murray: I know I'm no good at this, but I can't stand to see you like this.
Erica: Look at you. It's like you actually care.
Murray: I do care, more than you could possibly know. But, [sighs] breakups are really hard, and the only thing you can do is live through it.
Erica: So you tried distracting me with roller skating?
Murray: I blew it.
Erica: Not entirely. Like that time you fell. And then that other time you fell.
Murray: I stink at roller skating.
Erica: Yeah, but you are a pretty okay dad.
Murray: Look at you. I came in here to make you feel better, and you're making me feel better.
Erica: Well, what can I say? I'm a pretty okay daughter.
Murray: I think... you're the best daughter.
Erica: The unicorn? How many quarters did you spend to get this?
Murray: Too many, and then I had to bribe your scary friend to open up the machine.

Rate

 ‘Daddy Daughter Day 2’ Quotes

Quote from Dave Kim

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, it felt like I grew up at school. From crashing assemblies to crushing school dances, I found lots of ways to leave my mark. But that didn't matter now that I was an upperclassman, 'cause nothing cemented your legacy quite like your senior prank.
JC Spink: Fellow seniors, throw out your prank suggestions. No bad ideas.
Dave Kim: We all come to school wearing turtlenecks.
JC Spink: There are bad ideas.

Quote from Dave Kim

JC Spink: I mean, we gotta hit that statue now. Ball basically just told us to.
Brea: What if we just dressed him up in an embarrassing outfit?
Dave Kim: Adam, you have tons of shameful costumes, right?
Adam: Normally, I'd jump at the chance to show off my collection of screen-worn memorabilia, but Principal Ball made it pretty clear... that statue's a big no-no.
Dave Kim: Dude, this is our senior prank. It's our last chance. Once we're adults, pranks are called crimes.

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Okay, Murray, I need a box of tissues, fashion magazines, and a block of chocolate big enough to dance on. My baby needs her mama!
Murray: [TV shuts off] I got a better idea. I'll handle it.
Beverly: Up-bup. Handle what?
Murray: Oh, the blubbering one.
Beverly: No offense, Murray, but when Barry had a broken heart, you told him to zip it or take it outside.
Murray: That's because She's the Sheriff was on. This is different.