Barry Quote #1257

Quote from Barry in Who's Afraid of Brea Bee?

Adult Adam: [v.o.] As I watched my shot at stardom fall apart, Barry was doing whatever he could to get Erica and Geoff back together.
Geoff: Oh, man, I can't believe you got me a one-on-one meet-and-greet with Gene Simmons of KISS!
Barry: Hey, when my best friend needs cheering up, it's Big Tasty to the rescue. And you know what? Gene's excited, too. That's why he wants you blindfolded for the big reveal.
Geoff: It's all so unlikely, but Gene is a showman.
Barry: I'm gonna put this trench coat on you.
Geoff: Ooh, fun! Is this part of Gene's plan, too?
Barry: Yep. He also wants you to hold this boom box over your head.
Geoff: He is a glam-rock superstar, so who am I to say no to his every whim?
Barry: Yeah, Bon Jovi's gonna love you.
Geoff: Wait, I thought you said it was Gene Simmons. Jon Bon Jovi's gonna be here, too?!
Barry: Yeah, all your musical fellas. Just let me press play, and I'll get outta your way. Damn it! It's dead. We need 16 "D" batteries, stat.

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Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, there was no more beloved couple than Erica and Geoff. Unfortunately, after a disastrous camping trip, they were utterly broken up, and Erica wasn't ready for the world to know.
Erica: Hey, um, Barry, nobody else knows about the breakup besides you. You will not tell the dopes inside this house.
Barry: But I keep nothing from them. Intimate financial details, anatomical distresses, historical shames... it's all for public consumption.

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Barry: As you know, Joanne and I have been getting very serious recently.
Murray: Wait, the lady from the car wash? Ah, she does a deep scrub. Good for you, pal!

Quote from Adam

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Getting the lead was the highest honor for a drama kid, and it wasn't just some silly musical. For the first time, I was going to act.
Brea: I'm so psyched for you.
Adam: Right? It's like I'm whoever the best athlete in the world is, but for theater.
Brea: So, the Michael Jordan of theater?
Adam: I'll take your word for it, but maybe.