Barry Quote #1198
Quote from Barry in Geoff's New Hat
Barry: Dude, I love it.
Geoff: Thanks, Big Tasty.
Barry: Openly mocking the kids who make dumb fashion choices by pretending to like what they like.
Geoff: Wait, what?
Barry: You should've told me you were doing this. I would've brought my monocle. Inside scoop, it's a Snapple lid.
Erica: No, dummy, Geoff's wearing it because he likes it.
Barry: He likes making fun of people who try.
Geoff: Barry, I think I kind of look good in it. It may even be my new thing.
Barry: But we don't do new things.
Geoff: It's just a hat.
Barry: It's not just a hat. It's a gateway to new, unwelcome fashion choices. What's next? Sandals? Pants that aren't jeans? A second hat?! Why am I the only one thinking about this stuff?
Erica: I ask myself that every day.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Geoff's New Hat’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry prepared to give his friends a surprise, my dad was trying to figure out what happened to his.
Murray: Why is there a sign outside that says "hot tub for sale"?
Adam: Because, once again, you massively disappointed your wife.
Murray: Whoa! Easy.
Adam: You easy! She roped me into a mother-son soak before I had the good sense to put that sign out front.
Murray: It's not my fault.
Adam: Of course it is! My foot accidentally touched hers under the water while she talked about the lack of intimacy in her marriage. I took a lot of steps backward today 'cause of you, man.
Murray: Fine. I'll take care of it.
Adam: Damn right you will. Tonight we're pushing cuticles and scrubbing heels. All of her foot business is falling on me.
Murray: Good! You'll be motivated to help. Come on.
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Barry, if I didn't know any better, I'd say there's something deeper going on.
Barry: Nonsense.
Naked Rob: Yeah, it seems like you're a little afraid of change.
Barry: I'm only afraid of two things, okay... a room full of grandfather clocks and a baby holding my stare.
Andy: No one is saying you have to change, too.
Barry: Or everyone's saying it. You know what? I'll show you all how bad change can be.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] While Barry wasn't excited about seeing Geoff's new look, my dad wasn't excited about seeing Bill and Dolores' new love.
Murray: You two know we're here also, right?
Bill Lewis: Sorry, Mur. It's been years since I've enjoyed the female touch. Other than my lady podiatrist. But you can't go to the foot doctor every week. Believe me, I've tried.
Beverly: Well, no need to apologize, Bill. I think it's sweet how in love the two of you are.
Bill Lewis: Thanks, Bev. Now if I'm hit with a crushing wave of loneliness, I know it's for a deeper, more unfixable reason.