Beverly Quote #1245
Quote from Beverly in Bill's Wedding
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was November 4th, 1980-something, and my mom was attempting to do the impossible... plan an entire wedding with less than 24-hours notice.
Linda Schwartz: We got here as soon as we could. What happened to Murray?
Virginia Kremp: Did he take a header down the stairs because his feet are so swollen?
Essie Karp: Are his injuries consistent with blunt-force trauma and you have a rock-solid alibi, but we know in our hearts it was you?
Beverly: Close. He's barely helping me throw a wedding by tomorrow.
Virginia Kremp: Dang it, Beverly! I had a tennis lesson with Lars. Lars!
Beverly: Good. Channel that weird, middle-aged energy into this. Ginzy, I need enough flowers for a presidential funeral. Linda, I need you to cater a meal for a hundred picky eaters. Essie... prove yourself useful.
Essie Karp: I once went to a wedding that had a really fun psychic. Oh, she was a hoot.
Beverly: Did she predict how useless you'd be in this moment?
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Bill's Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Dolores, your wedding day is the most important day of your life. Murray and I will never forget ours.
Murray: Yeah, it was the dead of winter.
Beverly: July 3rd.
Murray: There was a chill in the air.
Beverly: The cake melted.
Murray: Memories. The slide show of my mind.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my family had plenty of missteps when it came to love. But for one magic moment, it seemed like the gods of love were smiling on all of us. I was with Brea, Barry had Ren, and Erica and Geoff were as strong as ever. Even my dad's friend Bill Lewis had found someone.
Bill Lewis: My angel, Dolores, I promise to cherish you, and to listen to you recount your dreams no matter how dumb they are, and to smile when I eat what you call a taco salad. Why would you toss a pear in there?
Officiant: This is a courthouse. We don't have time for vows. Is your witness here?
Bill Lewis: Mur-man, you're up.
Murray: And I gotta tell you, I'm ready, except I'm not putting my hand on a Bible.
Officiant: I just need your signature.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Stop! Nobody sign a damn thing!
Bill Lewis: Oh, no. She found us. How?
Beverly: This morning Murray says he's going out for a walk, and naturally I assumed he's terminally ill or having an affair, so I followed him.
Bill Lewis: A walk, Murray? That's a lie as lazy as the man who told it.