Murray Quote #883

Quote from Murray in Bill's Wedding

Murray: You know, I was gonna save this for my wedding speech, but what the hell. Marriage... is not a sure thing.
Bill Lewis: That's a rough start.
Murray: Look, if you find the right woman, like I did, it's the easiest choice in the world. I knew I loved Bevy soon as I met her. Over the last 28 years, she's really taught me what love is. If you find a woman who makes you half as happy as Bevy makes me, you're set for life.
Bill Lewis: [opens door] I want what you have.
Murray: That's a good thing 'cause it's waiting right outside.
Bill Lewis: You really are my best man. [hugs Murray]

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 ‘Bill's Wedding’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Dolores, your wedding day is the most important day of your life. Murray and I will never forget ours.
Murray: Yeah, it was the dead of winter.
Beverly: July 3rd.
Murray: There was a chill in the air.
Beverly: The cake melted.
Murray: Memories. The slide show of my mind.

Quote from Bill Lewis

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my family had plenty of missteps when it came to love. But for one magic moment, it seemed like the gods of love were smiling on all of us. I was with Brea, Barry had Ren, and Erica and Geoff were as strong as ever. Even my dad's friend Bill Lewis had found someone.
Bill Lewis: My angel, Dolores, I promise to cherish you, and to listen to you recount your dreams no matter how dumb they are, and to smile when I eat what you call a taco salad. Why would you toss a pear in there?
Officiant: This is a courthouse. We don't have time for vows. Is your witness here?
Bill Lewis: Mur-man, you're up.
Murray: And I gotta tell you, I'm ready, except I'm not putting my hand on a Bible.
Officiant: I just need your signature.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: Stop! Nobody sign a damn thing!
Bill Lewis: Oh, no. She found us. How?
Beverly: This morning Murray says he's going out for a walk, and naturally I assumed he's terminally ill or having an affair, so I followed him.
Bill Lewis: A walk, Murray? That's a lie as lazy as the man who told it.