Barry Quote #1124
Ren: Great, and I'll be sitting in the back of the plane with you, confused.
Barry: Not in the back. For my special lady, only first class will do.
Ren: Barry, is this because I told you I flew to St. Barts in my parents' private plane?
Barry: Did you? [chuckles] I'd already forgotten you spent your summer and a lifetime in the lap of luxury.
Ren: I'm telling you coach is fine.
Barry: See, I'm gonna be a doctor for the 49ers, occasionally coming off the bench to windmill jam in Karl Malone's face. My life will be one of pampered excess, and my classy lady doesn't sit in coach with the sky trash.
Ren: Aw.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Airplane!’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Geoff: Hey, guys.
Barry: What the hell is this?
Geoff: I thought it'd be fun to dress like Crockett from Miami Vice.
Barry: I'm Crockett from Miami Vice.
Geoff: Okay. I'll be Tubbs, then.
Ren: Ooh, I like Tubbs.
Barry: You do? Switch it. I'm Tubbs.
Geoff: Fine, Crockett it is.
Erica: Yeah, Crockett is the man.
Barry: No, I'm the man! I have to be Crockett.
Geoff: Back to Tubbs.
Barry: Not fair. I have to be Tubbs.
Geoff: Can you just tell me who you want to be?
Barry: I will be Crockett and Tubbs, also known as Crubbs.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: And that right there is why I've gone ahead and packed for you. These bags and the other 12 in the car should keep you covered.
Adam: This one's empty.
Beverly: That is for all the hotel freebies that it is our divine right to take.
Adam: Like shampoo?
Beverly: Obviously. But I'm talking so much more. Robes, towels, the pens, stationery, batteries from the remote, the remote, pillows, hair dryer, iron, clock radio, and curtains, both window and shower.
Erica: Why not take the TV, too?
Beverly: Because that's stealing, Erica.
Quote from Adam
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Airplane! was the pinnacle sky-high spoof. It was packed with so many laughs, gags, and puns, you couldn't keep up. And guess who knew it line-by-line.
Adam: Surely, you can't be serious.
Leslie Nielsen: [on TV] I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Adam: It's an adverb, but he thinks it's a ladies' name! It can't get any better!
Brea: Look how happy this movie makes you. It's so cute.
Adam: You're the cute one. If you were a board game, you'd be Cutes N' Ladders.
Brea: If you were a cereal, you'd be Cutie Pebbles.
Adam: If you were a mathematician, you'd be Sir Isaac Cute-on.