Murray Quote #837

Quote from Murray in Island Time

Murray: Hey! Why'd you turn off Tootie? She was about to give Mrs. Garrett the what for.
Beverly: Adam, I completely stand by your decision not to go to college.
Murray: What?!
Adam: Mom!
Beverly: Oh, no. Did I let that slip?
Murray: What's she talking about, moron?
Adam: My guidance counselor told me to be inspired by life.
Murray: That's it. I'm going down and talking to him.
Beverly: Murray, no!
Murray: Come on! Move!

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 ‘Island Time’ Quotes

Quote from Adam

Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?

Quote from Murray

Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.