Beverly Quote #1143
Quote from Beverly in Dave Kim's Party
Murray: Whoo-hoo! Bookbinder's on a Saturday night with no reservations. You really did it, Bevy.
Beverly: Remember, when we're in public, it's Brittley Divine.
Hostess: I'm sorry... this table's reserved.
Beverly: Uh, for celebs, yes.
Hostess: For this party of four. There's a waiting list. It's about two hours.
Murray: I thought you said you had a standing table with complimentary appetizers.
Barry: I was gonna order two of everything, Noah's Ark-style.
Beverly: All right, hand over the menus. We're not going anywhere.
Erica: I am, 'cause this is mortifying.
Beverly: I guess you've left me no choice. [clears throat, removes sunglasses] It's me. All right? Now, be a dear and go get us three iced teas and maybe turn the lights down in this section, because people are starting to stare!
Murray: They're staring at you because you're a nightmare. I'm going across the street to Long John Silver's.
Barry: I didn't realize we were so close to fried pirate fish.
Beverly: Sit down, Barry. We are eating here for free. Clearly, this woman is very embarrassed and she'll do anything to make it right.
Hostess: I'm calling the police.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Dave Kim's Party’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Whether they did or they just happened to be in the store, they got to witness maybe the first-ever dramatic reading of a cookbook.
Beverly: "1/2 cup cream. Two sticks of butter, cubed. Toss into margarine until combined"!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And once my mom got going, she didn't want to stop...
Beverly: "Whisk gently with water until the clumps... have dissipated."
Adult Adam: [v.o.] ...or stay totally on topic.
Beverly: You know, I like to think I do for Parm what Madam Curie did for, uh... well, whatever it is she did.
Erica: Should we be worried Mom won't handle all this attention in a positive way?
Murray: Nah. She'll be fine.
Beverly: I have a husband and three children, and yet, today, my life began!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Okay, book guy, buckle up, 'Cause I got a few ideas guaranteed to be best sellers.
Mr. Whitby: Wow me.
Barry: Think "The Shining," but instead of the hotel, it's the beach, and instead of ghosts, it's hot chicks.
Mr. Whitby: Okay.
Barry: You know how people like the Bible, right? What if there was a sequel?
Mr. Whitby: I'm an atheist.
Barry: Dracula, but a book.
Mr. Whitby: I have news for you.
Barry: A book of poems that's been hollowed out to hide nunchucks.
Mr. Whitby: My people will be in touch. And I'm far enough away now to tell you that that was a lie.
Quote from Dave Kim
Adam: There they are. Well, welcome to party plan central.
Dave Kim: Is it too late to discuss alternate venues?
Adam: Yep. Let's plan this beast, keeping in mind we need this party to be cool and inviting to redheaded 17-year-old girls who I know play volleyball. I'll start. A volleyball.
Dave Kim: Here's something fun... BYOB, "bring your own broom."
Johnny: My turn. 50 kegs.
Brian Walls: Giant speakers that will blow out car windows.
JC Spink: A party donkey.
Carla: A no-rules foam room and a giant fish tank full of hammerheads.
Dave Kim: Disposable shoe covers, like at an open house.