Principal Ball: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no. No! Just because you say it is not "Phantom of the Opera" does not make your play legal.
Adam: But they're nothing alike. In theirs, the Phantom takes Christine on a boat ride in his underground lair. In ours, the Phantasm takes Chrissy on a jet ski in his above-ground pool.
Dave Kim: They're the same thing, dude.
Adam: That's because you played the characters the same, Dave Kim! You have no range!