Adam Quote #351
Quote from Adam in The Greatest Musical Ever Written
Principal Ball: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! No, no, no. No! Just because you say it is not "Phantom of the Opera" does not make your play legal.
Adam: But they're nothing alike. In theirs, the Phantom takes Christine on a boat ride in his underground lair. In ours, the Phantasm takes Chrissy on a jet ski in his above-ground pool.
Dave Kim: They're the same thing, dude.
Adam: That's because you played the characters the same, Dave Kim! You have no range!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Greatest Musical Ever Written’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, putting aside that you don't know the title or the show and that we're already rehearsing, can you even sing?
Barry: Of course. I sing rap style.
Ms. Cinoman: Oh, well, there's no rapping in this play.
Barry: [Rapping] # Her name's Oprah Winfrey # Her partner is Stedman Back off, Donahue, or else you're a dead man She's a cultural icon, collected and calm She's Oprah Winfrey, America's mom [clicks tongue]
Quote from Adam
Lainey: And guess what? You're Raoul.
Adam: Wait are you sure it's not the other Adam Goldberg? He's an actor, too.
Lainey: There's an "F." It's Adam F.
Adam: My first big part. Suck it, other Adam Goldberg! Don't tell him I said that. I fear him.
Quote from Barry
Ms. Cinoman: Yay. Well, uh, thank you.
Barry: And then I break dance and kiss Lainey and win whatever's the theater equivalent of the Stanley Cup. I'll thank Oprah in my speech.
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, the show's not about Oprah.
Barry: But hear me out. Could it be?