Geoff: Isn't this great? Our first holiday with my family.
Erica: Yeah, I was kinda nervous because I always thought your family was so normal and perfect.
Geoff: Totally. Wait. What are you talking about? They are perfect.
Erica: Come on. Jojobean? Your parents totally favor her.
Geoff: That's not true.
Erica: They gave you grief for being five minutes late, but she just waltzes in whenever. Plus, there's two of us, and we're in the crappy room.
Geoff: Um, I think you mean the crafty room. And it's the best. Cheggit. This bolt of black latex. What is my mom intending to do with this?