Coach Nick: My God! You kids broke the five-minute mark! Who knew we had Olympic-level runners in our midst! Now we can take State!
Coach Mellor: Are you kidding me with this?! I told you not to be Rosie Ruiz!
Adam: In my defense, I didn't know you'd be here!
Coach Mellor: You cheated. Is that the thing you learned from me?
Adam: Why does it even matter? We're not your star athletes. You won't even remember us in 20 years.
Coach Mellor: Is that right? You think I taught at this school for the Ruben Amaro Jrs. of this world?
Dan: Being that he's gonna be a major-league player, yeah?
Coach Mellor: Okay, fine. He's a nice perk. But the real reason I do this job is to help kids who hate gym believe in themselves. Guess I inspired you to be nothing.