Coach Mellor Quote #126
Quote from Coach Mellor in The Pina Colada Episode
Coach Nick: My God! You kids broke the five-minute mark! Who knew we had Olympic-level runners in our midst! Now we can take State!
Coach Mellor: Are you kidding me with this?! I told you not to be Rosie Ruiz!
Adam: In my defense, I didn't know you'd be here!
Coach Mellor: You cheated. Is that the thing you learned from me?
Adam: Why does it even matter? We're not your star athletes. You won't even remember us in 20 years.
Coach Mellor: Is that right? You think I taught at this school for the Ruben Amaro Jrs. of this world?
Dan: Being that he's gonna be a major-league player, yeah?
Coach Mellor: Okay, fine. He's a nice perk. But the real reason I do this job is to help kids who hate gym believe in themselves. Guess I inspired you to be nothing.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Pina Colada Episode’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adam: Dude, you got to stop this. You're just hurting yourself. Trust me. You're gonna be fine.
Barry: Don't say "fine." Lainey was fine. That was her thing, being fine.
Adam: Okay, we got to cheer you up. How about we go play smashball at the Wawa?
Barry: [sighs] Lainey used to go to the Wawa. That was her thing.
Adam: We could go toilet-paper Principal Ball's house.
Barry: Lainey used to use toilet paper. That was her thing.
Adam: Okay. Oh! I know how to prove you can find love again. We can watch a teen Rom com.
Barry: [crying] Lainey used to love teen Rom coms! That was her thing.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Coach Mellor: Come Friday, all of you will be doing the state-mandated mile run. Here's how it works. You run a mile, I time you, then I inform the state of how alarmingly inert the modern child has become.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Question? Why is the state so determined to make us move our bodies?
Dave Kim: Yeah, why focus on us?
Dan: It's like, what are they running from?
Coach Mellor: This run is not up for debate. It is law written clear as day in the state's constitution.
Adam: Balls. You've won this round, Pennsylvania, but you've messed with the wrong inactive citizen.