Adam: Momma! I have a very important stamp-based conundrum.
Beverly: Hold the Mahj, ladies. Did you hear that? My son is a very adult, grown-up stamp-collector.
Linda Schwartz: Wow, good for you.
Adam: Yep, stamps are my thing, and I need to talk about stamps right now over here.
Beverly: Uh, Murray's even sharing his incredibly rare and valuable stamp collection with Adam. He's really taken to it.
Adam: Like a stamp to a letter. Also, private convo now.
Beverly: You know, stamps aren't even really a hobby. They're more of a sound financial investment.
Adam: Dad's stamps are gone!
Beverly: What?
Adam: I used them on a toy contest to get toys 'cause I want more toys.