Adam Quote #625

Quote from Adam in Bohemian Rap City

Adam: Momma! I have a very important stamp-based conundrum.
Beverly: Hold the Mahj, ladies. Did you hear that? My son is a very adult, grown-up stamp-collector.
Linda Schwartz: Wow, good for you.
Adam: Yep, stamps are my thing, and I need to talk about stamps right now over here.
Beverly: Uh, Murray's even sharing his incredibly rare and valuable stamp collection with Adam. He's really taken to it.
Adam: Like a stamp to a letter. Also, private convo now.
Beverly: You know, stamps aren't even really a hobby. They're more of a sound financial investment.
Adam: Dad's stamps are gone!
Beverly: What?
Adam: I used them on a toy contest to get toys 'cause I want more toys.

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 ‘Bohemian Rap City’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Lainey: We're about to record our audition for "Star Search."
Barry: That's right. And we're about to make "Bohemian Rhapsody" even better.
Erica: How do you make the greatest rock song in the world better?
Barry: It's right there in the title "Bohemian Rap City." Rap City.
Erica: Wait. You think it's Rap City?
Barry: Duh. How can they make a song set in a rap city and not have one single sick rhyme or fresh beat?

Quote from Murray

Murray: Toys? You ruined my stamps over toys? Let's see how you like it. [grunting]
Beverly: What are you doing?
Murray: Ruining Adam's toy.
Adam: That's Stretch Armstrong. He's made to be unbreakable.
Murray: Ahh! [playing with Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots] Oh! Ha! I broke the red one's head.
Adam: Nah, that just means you won.
Murray: Say goodbye to these.
Adam: Those are Wall Crawlers. You're just playing with them as intended.
Murray: Bevy, I told you this would happen. I knew the moron would screw up my favorite hobby.
Beverly: But you said this was just a smart investment and not a hobby at all.
Murray: We both knew it was a hobby! [voice breaking] My favorite hobby in the world.
Adam: Oh, God, are you sad?
Murray: Enjoy your toys.

Quote from Murray

Murray: I know everything about stamps. My first job was sorting mail at the town post office.
Adam: Ohhh, balls. He's introducing new personal history.
Murray: Even though that job was long and mind-numbing, I was happy to do it 'cause I just lost my mom.
Adam: Ohhh, no! I've re-opened a terrible childhood wound.
Murray: The only thing that brought me joy that year was learning about the colorful postage from around the world.
Adam: Oh, no, those stamps hold a deep emotional value!
Murray: Of course they do. Those stamps made me happy. I want them back.