Barry: Let's just sit and lay low-
Erica: We can't sit. This little footrest is all I could find for us. The old fart altacockers get up at the crack of dawn to reserve chairs.
Barry: I'm not waking up at the crack of dawn for a pool chair.
Erica: We have to, Barry. From now on, we come here at 5:00 A.M. and sit on a chaise in the darkness until the day starts.
Barry: Screw that! I'll just float all day in the pool.
Erica: No. Rafts and kickboards are against the rules. Same goes for running, chicken fighting, diving, and cannon-balling.
Barry: But that's my signature entry into the water!