Barry Quote #720
Quote from Barry in MTV Spring Break
Barry: Let's just sit and lay low-
Erica: We can't sit. This little footrest is all I could find for us. The old fart altacockers get up at the crack of dawn to reserve chairs.
Barry: I'm not waking up at the crack of dawn for a pool chair.
Erica: We have to, Barry. From now on, we come here at 5:00 A.M. and sit on a chaise in the darkness until the day starts.
Barry: Screw that! I'll just float all day in the pool.
Erica: No. Rafts and kickboards are against the rules. Same goes for running, chicken fighting, diving, and cannon-balling.
Barry: But that's my signature entry into the water!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘MTV Spring Break’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Pops: Hey, kiddo, we need to talk about the rules if you want to go swimming. You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Erica: No, I'm not gonna wear a required bathing cap.
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Itzel: Look at all that hair, Albert!
Pops: I'm handling it, Itzel!
Itzel: That's all gonna end up in the filter if she doesn't wear the required bathing cap!
Pops: You got to wear the required bathing cap.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Stop! Nobody speak. There's no way I'm paying for all you morons to go gallivanting around the sub-tropics.
Beverly: You weren't even in the room. How do you know what's going on?
Murray: I heard money being spent!
Erica: Well, there is one way this trip could cost you a fraction of the price.
Murray: Well, that's what I want to do. That thing. Whatever her cheap idea is.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Are you sure you don't want to use the money towards another fur coat?
Beverly: No coat warms me as much as you. Also, a very angry young lady threw red paint on Linda Schwartz's coat when they were out to dinner, so-
Adam: Totally get it.