Quote from Coach Mellor in The Scrunchie Rule
Coach Mellor: Goldfarb, kick us off. Adam: Sorry, Coach. My old lady likes to keep all this on safe ground. She'll be here in three, two, one Mama! Coach Mellor: Face it, Goldfarb, she's a no-show. Time to let the rope get to know every part of you. Adam: Thing is, my mom's doing this whole Bevolution to reinvent herself and kind of dropped the ball on her schmoopie. Coach Mellor: [whistle blows] Move!